Does anyone remember those Chrysler cars from the 1980s that would talk to you? Chrysler thought that instead of "idiot" lights that would warn the driver of impending doom, like running out of gas, they would have a voice chip tell the driver in a friendly voice of the impending doom.
I wish that I could buy a CD of these voice chip explanations. It would be cool.
I'm surprised that an inappropriate rapper hasn't looped "Your headlights are on" in regards to.. well.. it's about ladies and that's all I'm sayin'.
My personal favorites are:
"You're low on gas." How does the car know? Should I stop and buy a chimichanga or something?
"The parking brake is engaged." Now who would want to marry a parking brake, a meter maid?
But my all time favorite is:
"A door is ajar." 70s drug flashback time. This guy just told me that a door can be a jar at the same time. Whoa! That's heavy dude.